How to Get Lucky with the women of New Vegas

This guide will teach you how to get lucky, if you catch my drift.

This is dark humor and will probably trigger someone

Do not take this guide seriously

If someone actually does anything stated in this guide, I’ll lose all hope in humanity…

Introductions

Salutations, my friends!

Are you a lonely little kid who wants to see pixels get it on? Or, are you a depressed, basement-dwelling, anime-obsessed guy in your thirties that is obsessed with porn because you know you’ll never even be able to hold a conversation with a real girl? If so, then this guide is for you!

This guide will teach you, in steps, how to get lucky with women in New Vegas.

Step 1

Obviously, women aren’t going to get in bed with you with a face that not even a mother could love. So, we’re going to need to make the perfect character, whose face says, “I know how to treat a women.” And who else would know how to treat a woman best than another woman? You’ll going to need to create the most gorgeous character you can, so get on the Nexus and download some nude mods and hair and face retextures!

Step 2

Now that you have the character down, we’re going to have to talk about your sexuality and gender. Like I stated previously, the most understanding of a woman is always going to be another woman, so therefore you should make your character a lesbian. You’re also going to want to get a surgery in real life to transition into a woman. You need to look the part to look the part, am I right?

Step 3

Next, you just need to download a sex animation mod from the Nexus. There are plenty to choose from, so go ahead, little Timmy, find a good one that’s for you. Just don’t let your parent’s catch you!

The Finale!

Boom! You just ♥♥♥♥ed a virtual woman! I bet you feel proud of yourself, right?

Get the hell out of my sight, you disgusting, misogynistic pig! You just objectified a woman! You just♥♥♥♥♥♥♥a woman! Help! He’s a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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