What to do to make yourself want to avoid even drinking water!
Step One: Find harmless looking rabbitrays.
Step Two: Scan them. Read that they have POISONOUS FLESH!
Step Three: Search safe shallows caves for loot.
Step Four: Get blown up by crashes.
Step Five: Enter kelp forest.
Step Six: Immediately get eaten by stalkers.
Step Seven: Be attacked by one of those blood sucking things.
Step Eight: Go to the grassy plateau.
Step Nine: Get jumpscared by many, many sandsharks. Get eaten.
Step Ten: Be swarmed by biter fish.
Step Eleven: Ride a seamoth toward the Aurora. Get grabbed by a reaper leviathan.
Step Twelve: Go to the glowing mushrooms. Get jumpscared/killed by crabsnakes.
Step Thirteen: Never go near the ocean. Ever.
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